Like seriously wtf are these pennsylvanians on coming up with this and Altoona style pizza. Im from that area and I prefer a well done new york style any day, this is straight garbage 🤮
by WhyMadara
29 Comments
patrickdgd
Go enjoy your flat greasy flavorless NY style pizza for $44, I’ll smash this instead.
janhasplasticbOobz
It looks so…*wet*
vordh0sbn-
How does the base look rock hard, yet under baked at the same time?
Gettinbaked69
Less_Rutabaga2316
Reminds me of the case set in Altoona, PA, in Mindhunter season 1. This murder involved more than one culprit.
Icy-Yew-0837
This is nachos
BokChoyFantasy
Is that processed cheese like Kraft? Guilty!!
BokChoyFantasy
Is that processed cheese like Kraft? Guilty!!
zml9494
Is that a tomato pie with moonshine sauce all over it? If so, my lightly tipsy self would destroy that although compare it to actual pizza standards I’m well aware it would fall short, haha. Now toss some diced up fried chicken or onion rings on top of that and I would be in heaven
ibeerianhamhock
Is that… cheez whiz? No, it looks too orange, but it also looks too liquid to be some kind of processed cheese slices. It doesn’t look pretty, but ngl I would eat it.
fictionallymarried
Unholy soup. Guilty.
TheImpossiblyPossibl
The biggest crime even past the wet gooey slime dripping right off that sexy… The biggest crime is they used yellow cheese in it and not regular shredded moist delicate voluptuous mozzz… Italians probably dissaprove.
consumeshroomz
Altoona pizza is always a crime. The whole damn town needs to be shut down.
tw1649
BlackwingF91
What… is this?
reeferchiefer54
Not just guilty, that deserves life in prison.
D3c0y-0ct0pus
This might be the worst one yet, imo
DodgyRogue
It’s soooo……**moist**
Mental_Basil_2398
Guilty
Infinite_Lab4469
This is why you should quit FB! The culprits shall be sent to the hole!
GlitterMeAndThePony
Did the use velveeta cheese instead of mozzarella wtf
okay065
nacho cheese pizza…..?
CDecker127
Altoona pizza! I grew up eating that shit. House was 6 blocks from the 29th street bar that made this crap.
I guess I must be hungry, I’d take a bite. But what is that cheese? Looks like a cheese sauce. Judging by the sauce and the shape, looks like an attempt at a Sicilian pizza.
Yeah, that’s not pizza, you got something, but not pizza.
Interesting.
Alarmed-Rope-9062
what is this; pizza soup??
Murky_Tennis954
Is that Velveeta cheese?
MaiDuuuuude
with whiz? and ketchup? fine I’ll just try a couple pieces to make sure its not good.
29 Comments
Go enjoy your flat greasy flavorless NY style pizza for $44, I’ll smash this instead.
It looks so…*wet*
How does the base look rock hard, yet under baked at the same time?
Reminds me of the case set in Altoona, PA, in Mindhunter season 1. This murder involved more than one culprit.
This is nachos
Is that processed cheese like Kraft? Guilty!!
Is that processed cheese like Kraft? Guilty!!
Is that a tomato pie with moonshine sauce all over it? If so, my lightly tipsy self would destroy that although compare it to actual pizza standards I’m well aware it would fall short, haha. Now toss some diced up fried chicken or onion rings on top of that and I would be in heaven
Is that… cheez whiz? No, it looks too orange, but it also looks too liquid to be some kind of processed cheese slices. It doesn’t look pretty, but ngl I would eat it.
Unholy soup. Guilty.
The biggest crime even past the wet gooey slime dripping right off that sexy… The biggest crime is they used yellow cheese in it and not regular shredded moist delicate voluptuous mozzz… Italians probably dissaprove.
Altoona pizza is always a crime. The whole damn town needs to be shut down.
What… is this?
Not just guilty, that deserves life in prison.
This might be the worst one yet, imo
It’s soooo……**moist**
Guilty
This is why you should quit FB! The culprits shall be sent to the hole!
Did the use velveeta cheese instead of mozzarella wtf
nacho cheese pizza…..?
Altoona pizza! I grew up eating that shit. House was 6 blocks from the 29th street bar that made this crap.
Using that Minecraft cheese product is a crime.
https://preview.redd.it/8mqtd4e5idsf1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00677ba0af8fc67841f07a553bb7d573e71b1bf8
I guess I must be hungry, I’d take a bite. But what is that cheese? Looks like a cheese sauce. Judging by the sauce and the shape, looks like an attempt at a Sicilian pizza.
Yeah, that’s not pizza, you got something, but not pizza.
Interesting.
what is this; pizza soup??
Is that Velveeta cheese?
with whiz? and ketchup? fine I’ll just try a couple pieces to make sure its not good.